Briskett is a Meathead
“Mercy Christmas” tells the tale of Michael Briskett, an office worker with a last name that can be interpreted as both unfortunate and humorous. Lonely and craving holiday companionship, Briskett finds himself without friends and his mother away on a cruise. Just when he thinks his luck might change with an invitation from a coworker named Cindy, he soon realizes that there’s more to this seemingly sweet gesture than meets the eye.
Unlikable Protagonist
Despite the potential for sympathy, Briskett’s personality proves grating and hard to root for. He bemoans his lack of friends while making no effort to connect with others around him. Instead, his focus revolves around working tirelessly and obsessing over Christmas. Unfortunately, his monologues about office culture and the holiday season lack both insight and humor, leaving audiences with a sense of melancholy and even wishing for a quicker demise.
Cannibals Have Problems, Too!
For those brave enough to watch this film, a major plot twist unfolds as Cindy and her family are revealed to be cannibals. The Robillards, as they are known, aren’t your typical flesh-eaters; they engage in constant family conflicts and have a long-standing tradition of cannibalism. As they abduct unsuspecting guests, they’re quick to make a feast out of them, targeting individuals who won’t be missed.
Versimilitude is Overrated
Aside from the irritating protagonist and cannibal drama, the film’s lack of realism stands out glaringly. The low-budget production struggles to deliver a convincing story, leaving viewers questioning the writers’ dedication to the project. As the plot meanders along, the sense of abandonment from the writers becomes evident.
Teamwork Makes the Dream Work
The absurdity reaches its peak when Briskett and a fellow captive attempt to escape from the basement where they’re held prisoner. With one man’s legs amputated, Briskett carries him on his back, using Christmas lights as a makeshift restraint. The duo maneuvers around the house, hiding from the cannibal clan behind conveniently placed furniture. While attempting to add humor, the scene only adds to the film’s disjointed and bewildering nature.
“Mercy Christmas” Bills Itself as a Horror-Comedy, But There’s Nothing Funny About It
In the end, “Mercy Christmas” fails to deliver the promised blend of horror and comedy. Instead, it serves as a tedious and unpleasant experience, making audiences question why they endured eighty-nine minutes of holiday-themed torture.
(Note: The views expressed in this article are based on the author’s opinion and personal interpretation of the film.)
